justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: basnad, via lizspottokeep)

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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(via buckybbrnes)

Tagged: #story of my life  

I didn’t choose my fandom. It broke into my house and said, “Dad hasn’t been home in a few days”

(Source: the-wicked-winchester, via alicelongbottem)

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

(Source: chrom-o-ween, via abstractzebras)

itseasytoremember:

demonizedhumanity:

missxdelaney:

itseasytoremember:

there are people on this website with children

there are people on this website who have their life together

there are people on this website who are award winning novelists

today i tried to smile at someone with water in my mouth and almost died

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I’m on my phone so idk what that gif is but i have feeling it’s either spn related or it’s the gif of harry smiling at cho

GOD DAMN IT

(Source: itsspookytoremember, via smaugenshield)

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

(Source: jadensmithtweets, via smaugenshield)

justanotherhighschoolgrad:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

when 90’s kids grow up

(via smaugenshield)

thetrevorproject:

terminal-bisexuality:

I know HIMYM has a few bad lines, but this is the least heteronormative thing I’ve ever heard a dad say to their child, and it’s a line in a TV show.

Bi visibility, FTW!

(via potatophantom74)

raisesomehale:

do you ever wonder what people who aren’t in your fandom think of your otp like ”oh the gay werewolf and hyperactive freckled kid are back on my dash again. I hope they’re doing well.”

(Source: thominos, via potatophantom74)

lildrpepper:

PEOPLE TRYING TO COPYRIGHT TWEETS

(Source: danilongcor, via vive-les-baguettes)

lacigreen:

im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

(Source: cheesusfugget, via smaugenshield)

tattoosarecute:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

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like seriously

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look at these

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i feel like i just relived 2008

The fresh prince of bel air one got me

(via cindrfall)

(Source: s-ati, via onewastedbreath)

sp0rty:

sageruto:

sheldon just suggested that some people may be born without the disposition for sexual attraction and a laugh tracked played ????????????????????????????? stop this

make big bang theory illegal right now effective immediately

(via buckybbrnes)

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

(via buckybbrnes)